http://www.secretpants.net Secret Pants is the longest-running consistently active sketch comedy group in Philadelphia. As a live troupe, they perform monthly in and around Philadelphia; sometimes further away when making it to work on time isn’t a concern. As a marginally successful internet sketch group, they have produced nearly one-hundred online videos and have been featured on Comedy Central, College Humor, FuseTV, Digg, and other sites that steal videos and post them as their own. Secret Pants was the winner of the first and second “Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia” competition and other things that didn’t award prize money. Also, they’re negative. Feeder 1.5.4(395) http://reinventedsoftware.com/feeder/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss en-us 2012 Secret Pants Sketch Comedy Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:27:47 -0500 Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:27:47 -0500 http://www.secretpants.net/rss/Images/black144x140.jpg http://www.secretpants.net 144 140 Secret Pants is the longest-running consistently active sketch comedy group in Philadelphia. Secret Pants Sketch Comedy (video) Secret Pants is the longest-running consistently active sketch comedy group in Philadelphia. Secret Pants is the longest-running consistently active sketch comedy group in Philadelphia. As a live troupe, they perform monthly in and around Philadelphia; sometimes further away when making it to work on time isn’t a concern. As a marginally successful internet sketch group, they have produced nearly one-hundred online videos and have been featured on Comedy Central, College Humor, FuseTV, Digg, and other sites that steal videos and post them as their own. Secret Pants was the winner of the first and second “Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia” competition and other things that didn’t award prize money. Also, they’re negative. secret, pants, sketch, comedy, secretpants.net, sketch comedy, secret pants, onion, english, business, philadelphia, bush, or, batman, mature, themes, improv yes Paul Triggiani paul@secretpants.net no http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/CloneBaby.m4v Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:25:54 -0500 clone-baby Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net The world’s first human clone is a charming little guy; let’s hope he grows up to become a painter. www.secretpants.net The world’s first human clone is a charming little guy; let’s hope he grows up to become a painter. www.secretpants.net no 2:01 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/MurderKnife.m4v Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:54:31 -0500 murder-knife Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Murder Knife! The incredible new knife that is definitely, absolutely, one hundred percent not for murder. Except it probably is. www.secretpants.net Murder Knife! The incredible new knife that is definitely, absolutely, one hundred percent not for murder. Except it probably is. www.secretpants.net no 1:45 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/RedBaronChristmas.m4v Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:11:01 -0500 the-red-barons-christmas Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Up in the sky, a man in a plane; Baron von Richthofen was his name. Eighty men tried, and eighty men died, now they're buried together on the countryside. www.secretpants.net Up in the sky, a man in a plane; Baron von Richthofen was his name. Eighty men tried, and eighty men died, now they're buried together on the countryside. www.secretpants.net no 3:21 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/GingerbreadCookies.m4v Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:10:06 -0500 gingerbread-men Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Nothing bad ever happens in Gingerbread land. www.secretpants.net Nothing bad ever happens in Gingerbread land. www.secretpants.net no 0:59 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/FirstNightOfHanukkah.m4v Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:52:15 -0500 the-first-night-of-hanukkah Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net The first night of Hanukkah is a fun, magical night for everyone. Mostly everyone. www.secretpants.net The first night of Hanukkah is a fun, magical night for everyone. Mostly everyone. www.secretpants.net no 1:10 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/JuggaloSunday.m4v Tue, 08 Mar 2011 00:10:40 -0500 juggalo-sunday Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Sometimes a guy just needs to dress up like a circus clown, listen to some rap music and shower in dime store soda; what’s the big freakin’ deal? Sometimes a guy just needs to dress up like a circus clown, listen to some rap music and shower in dime store soda; what’s the big freakin’ deal? no 4:48 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/Paul'sDoubleLife.m4v Tue, 22 Feb 2011 03:44:44 -0500 pauls-double-life Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net After years of deceit, Paul finally reveals the truth about his double life. It’s a shocking revelation that will make you feel kind of gross. After years of deceit, Paul finally reveals the truth about his double life. It’s a shocking revelation that will make you feel kind of gross. no 2:21 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/Hummer.m4v Tue, 08 Feb 2011 00:08:24 -0500 pine-county-animal-shelter-pledge-drive-1 Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Have you guys heard about all of these Internet web pages where some people can talk to all kinds of other people through computers? Apparently it’s going to be the next big thing. Sounds like nerd crap to us. Have you guys heard about all of these Internet web pages where some people can talk to all kinds of other people through computers? Apparently it’s going to be the next big thing. Sounds like nerd crap to us. no 2:26 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/PineCountyPledgeDrive.m4v Wed, 19 Jan 2011 23:08:24 -0500 pine-county-animal-shelter-pledge-drive Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Do you love cats? Great. Do you hate cats? Also great. Now we’ll tell you why you should give us your money. Do you love cats? Great. Do you hate cats? Also great. Now we’ll tell you why you should give us your money. no 2:24 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/PixieDust.m4v Tue, 11 Jan 2011 01:11:56 -0500 pixie-dust Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Peter Pan was the leader of the Lost Boys, because he always had the pixie dust that could get everyone really, really high. Flying, of course. Peter Pan was the leader of the Lost Boys, because he always had the pixie dust that could get everyone really, really high. Flying, of course. no 3:30 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/TwoReindeersWatchReindeerGames.m4v Tue, 28 Dec 2010 00:52:51 -0500 two-reindeers-watch-reindeer-games Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Even reindeer sit around watching movies the day after Christmas, and sometimes even they are disappointed. Even reindeer sit around watching movies the day after Christmas, and sometimes even they are disappointed. no 1:21 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/ChristmasoftheLivingDead.m4v Thu, 23 Dec 2010 00:18:54 -0500 christmas-of-the-living-dead Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… and a zombie apocalypse. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… and a zombie apocalypse. no 3:26 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/TwoReindeersAccident.m4v Wed, 15 Dec 2010 00:23:41 -0500 two-reindeers-get-into-a-car-accident Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Sometimes a reindeer will hit and kill an animal by accident; there is nothing they can do about it. Sometimes a reindeer will hit and kill an animal by accident; there is nothing they can do about it. no 2:10 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 08:30:33 -0500 the-count-walks-into-a-bar Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net There are just some Muppets that you wouldn't want to hang out with. For obvious reasons. www.secretpants.net There are just some Muppets that you wouldn't want to hang out with. For obvious reasons. www.secretpants.net no 4:29 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 01:51:27 -0500 decision-1649-part-two Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Sources say that Goody Parsons was seen dancing with Tituba and the other village girls in praise of the dark Lord. Is Goodie Parsons a witch? We report, you decide. www.secretpants.net Sources say that Goody Parsons was seen dancing with Tituba and the other village girls in praise of the dark Lord. Is Goodie Parsons a witch? We report, you decide. www.secretpants.net no 0:41 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:28:54 -0400 séance Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Summon the spirit world and communicate with the dead! Now with 100% more puppets. http://www.secretpants.net Summon the spirit world and communicate with the dead! Now with 100% more puppets. http://www.secretpants.net no 0:34 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:56:18 -0400 decision-1649 Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Goody Parsons bakes a cake sweeter than Goody Hencock’s cake with only one trifle of sugar. How can Goody Parsons do this? The answer is simple; devil sugar. Goody Parsons is witch. Goody Parsons bakes a cake sweeter than Goody Hencock’s cake with only one trifle of sugar. How can Goody Parsons do this? The answer is simple; devil sugar. Goody Parsons is witch. no 1:01 Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:59:01 -0400 going-out-of-business Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Everything must go!! Nothing will be held back!! Everything must go!! Nothing will be held back!! no 1:04 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/Dead_Hooker_Theater.m4v Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:48:37 -0400 dead-hooker-theater Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Hello again, and welcome to Dead Hooker Theater-- classic plays performed entirely by dead hookers. Join us. Hello again, and welcome to Dead Hooker Theater-- classic plays performed entirely by dead hookers. Join us. no 4:00 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:25:37 -0500 booty-shorts-for-men Secret Pants Sketch Comedy http://www.secretpants.net Are you a man who has always wanted to tell the world about himself on the booty of tiny shorts? Well now, you can. Are you a man who has always wanted to tell the world about himself on the booty of tiny shorts? Well now, you can. no 1:17 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:50:23 -0500 pauls-bachelor-party Secret Pants Sketch comedy http://www.secretpants.net Tonight is Paul’s bachelor party, and we are going to party! But first… Tonight is Paul’s bachelor party, and we are going to party! But first… no 5:21 Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:26:13 -0500 how-much-would-you-pay Secret Pants Sketch comedy http://www.secretpants.net If your only child were kidnapped, how much would you pay to get him back? Fifty-thousand? Ninety-thousand? I bet you would pay even more than that… If your only child were kidnapped, how much would you pay to get him back? Fifty-thousand? Ninety-thousand? I bet you would pay even more than that… no 4:18 Tue, 13 Jan 2009 06:39:55 -0500 dinner-with-the-spencers Secret Pants Sketch Comedy (video) America's favorite novelty gift store family is having some problems. America's favorite novelty gift store family is having some problems. Learn more at http://www.secretpants.net! no 2:20 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:00:08 -0500 good-dog-bad-dog Secret Pants sketch comedy http://www.secretpants.net In this first-ever, dangerously revealing exclusive, Secret Pants takes you behind the scenes to witness the making of CopDog, P.I. (the sketch we put up two weeks ago). In this first-ever, dangerously revealing exclusive, Secret Pants takes you behind the scenes to witness the making of CopDog, P.I. (the sketch we put up two weeks ago). no 2:19 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:21:13 -0500 copdog-pi Secret Pants sketch comedy http://www.secretpants.net This season-- only on your local television station-- an exciting new show about a dog who solves crime! Isn't that great? This season-- only on your local television station-- an exciting new show about a dog who solves crime! Isn't that great? no 1:54 Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:13:51 -0500 entrepreneurs Secret Pants sketch comedy http://www.secretpants.net Secret Pants takes a few months off to start a few inspired and innovative businesses. It does not turn out the way they had hoped. Secret Pants takes a few months off to start a few inspired and innovative businesses. It does not turn out the way they had hoped. no 1:35 Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:30:10 -0400 old-chair-new-chair http://www.secretpants.net Every so often, we are called upon to make a decision that will drastically affect our lives as citizens of the United Sates. Then sometimes, we vote for President. Every so often, we are called upon to make a decision that will drastically affect our lives as citizens of the United Sates. Then sometimes, we vote for President. no 2:32 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:13:25 -0400 the-firm-of-pagano-pagano-tomarelli-and-pagano Hey, you! Do you have a problem dealing with stupid assholes? Hope may be in sight! Just listen to this message from the Firm of Pagano, Pagano, Tomarelli and Pagano. Hey, you! Do you have a problem dealing with stupid assholes? Hope may be in sight! Just listen to this message from the Firm of Pagano, Pagano, Tomarelli and Pagano. no 2:05 Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:00:35 -0400 st-barnums Introducing TV’s newest medical drama, St. Barnum’s— where laughter is the best medicine. Introducing TV’s newest medical drama, St. Barnum’s— where laughter is the best medicine. no 2:40 Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:00:27 -0400 nintendo-yall Y'all wanna play?! Y'all wanna play?! no 2:24 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/DeadBody.m4v Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:47:25 -0400 dead-body Secret Pants sketch comedy A heartwarming story about friendship, growing up, dead people, and other stupid shit like that. Based upon the novella by Stephen King. A heartwarming story about friendship, growing up, dead people, and other stupid shit like that. Based upon the novella by Stephen King. no 2:01 ftp://secretpa@ftp.secretpants.net:21/public_html/sketches/podcast/Sulivan.m4v Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:07:33 -0400 sulivan-cheating-center Secret Pants Sketch Comedy At Sulivan Cheating Center, we'll teach your child how to succeed without ever learning anything. Come take a closer look! At Sulivan Cheating Center, we'll teach your child how to succeed without ever learning anything. Come take a closer look! no 2:28 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/Bush_or_Batman.m4v Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:00:23 -0400 bush-or-batman We go to Independence National Park in Old City Philadelphia to see if people can tell the difference between George W. Bush and the 1960’s TV Batman. We go to Independence National Park in Old City Philadelphia to see if people can tell the difference between George W. Bush and the 1960’s TV Batman. no 3:35 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/WhereWe'veBeen.m4v Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0400 plasmablaster-3000 On July 7th of 2008, Secret Pants tries, as best they can, to explain exactly what they have been doing with themselves for the last **ahem** six months. On July 7th of 2008, Secret Pants tries, as best they can, to explain exactly what they have been doing with themselves for the last **ahem** six months. franklin,pleaser,ben,invention,inventor,liberty,constitution,declaration,bifocals,dildo,sex,toy,film,festival,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,news,ninja,spurn,colbert yes 3:22 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/PlasmaBlaster.m4v Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:00:35 -0400 plasmablaster-3000-1 PlasmaBlaster 3000: The toy nobody wants, but we tricked your parents into thinking it was cool! PlasmaBlaster 3000: The toy nobody wants, but we tricked your parents into thinking it was cool! no 2:14 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/TheFranklinPleaser.m4v Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:00:00 -0400 the-franklin-pleaser A bizarre manifestation of ingenuity...and a mystery that would plague historians for centuries. A bizarre manifestation of ingenuity...and a mystery that would plague historians for centuries. franklin,pleaser,ben,invention,inventor,liberty,constitution,declaration,bifocals,dildo,sex,toy,film,festival,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,news,ninja,spurn,colbert yes 10:29 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/JackAndDiane.m4v Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:00:00 -0400 jack-and-diane They were just two American kids, growing up in the heartland. They were just two American kids, growing up in the heartland. jack,diane,mellencamp,john,cougar,music,reference,80's,vh-1,mtv,videos,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,news,ninja,spurn,colbert no 9:54 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/UniversityCity.m4v "I've reviewed the tape, and he certainly seems to respond to visual
stimuli." - Bill Frist, (R - Tennessee)

]]> Mon, 26 Feb 2007 16:00:00 -0500 university-city "I've reviewed the tape, and he certainly seems to respond to visual stimuli." - Bill Frist, (R - Tennessee) "I've reviewed the tape, and he certainly seems to respond to visual stimuli." - Bill Frist, (R - Tennessee) university,city,drexel,college,penn,upenn,campus,terry,schiavo,party,teen,drinking,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,news,ninja,spurn,colbert yes 2:30 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/ReheatedLeftovers.m4v Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:00:00 -0500 reheated-leftovers All you can stomach. All you can stomach. reheated,leftovers,best,of,deleted,scenes,live,show,stand,up,standup,rarities,unreleased,mac,robot,voice,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,news,ninja,spurn,colbert yes 4:04 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/Halftime.m4v Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:00:00 -0500 halftime Brought to you by Tostitos. Brought to you by Tostitos. halftime,superbowl,super,bowl,nfl,football.manning,peyton,espn,rex,grossman,bears,colts,sunday,pro,bowl,eagles,go,birds,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,news,ninja,ask,colbert yes 4:03 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/ShamelessSelfPromotion.m4v Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:30:00 -0500 shameless-self-promotion Trust us. She won't fight as hard. Trust us. She won't fight as hard. ad,advertisement,shirts,apparel,clothing,style,vogue,promotion,shameless,self,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,news,ninja,preston,steve,colbert yes 0:39 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/TacoHeavens.m4v Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:00:00 -0500 taco-heavens Why be simply delicious when you can be simply "Heavenlyliscious?" Why be simply delicious when you can be simply "Heavenlyliscious?" taco,heavens,mexican,food,restaurant,board,meeting,corporate,office,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,news,ninja,ask,colbert yes 6:00 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/SeasonsGreetings.m4v Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:30:00 -0500 seasons-greetings Season's Greetings, from everyone at Secret Pants. Season's Greetings, from everyone at Secret Pants. seasons,greetings,christmas,holiday,new,years,2007,2006,segregation,tradition,lights,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,news,ninja,ask,colbert no 0:48 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/OujiaDoesIt.m4v Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:00:00 -0500 oujia-does-it This week, we present Team Failure's winning entry from the West Chester Film Festival. And, we sell out to corporate advertisers. It's a big week for us. This week, we present Team Failure's winning entry from the West Chester Film Festival. And, we sell out to corporate advertisers. It's a big week for us. oujia,does,it,qvc,sales,marketing,murder,paranormal,host,tv,board,dead,serpent,dagger,west,chester,film,festival,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,news yes 6:09 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/AtTheBeach.m4v Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:00:00 -0500 at-the-beach And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids. And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids. nazi,war,crimes,beach,shore,jersey,fbi,sand,music,summer,vacationsecretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,news no 3:26 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/APlaceForFriends.m4v Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:00:00 -0500 a-place-for-friends "Our efforts are focused on links to Al-Qaeda terrorists who want to harm the American people." - G.W. Bush "Our efforts are focused on links to Al-Qaeda terrorists who want to harm the American people." - G.W. Bush myspace,place,for,friends,al,qaeda,war,terrorism,politics,osama,bin,laden,iraq,saddam,hussein,weapons,of,mass,destruction,privacy,patriot,act,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,news yes 5:01 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/BerlinWall.m4v Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:00:00 -0500 berlin-wall Manchmal benötigt Geschichte wenig Hilfe. Manchmal benötigt Geschichte wenig Hilfe. berlin,wall,home,depot,hardware,fix,nazi,germany,commercial,advertisement,ad,hitler,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news no 1:04 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/Polio2.m4v Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:00:00 -0500 movie-trailer-2 The only thing we have to fear...is fear itself. And polio. The only thing we have to fear...is fear itself. And polio. polio,polio2,sequel,salk,roosevelt,franklin,delano,jonas,vaccine,needle,medicine,outbreak,anthrax,doctor,wheelchair,handicapped,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news no 3:25 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/Decision86.m4v Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:00:00 -0500 decision-86 Веселый, который пьет волшебный сок! Владимир Корич имеет секс с цыплятами! Веселый, который пьет волшебный сок! Владимир Корич имеет секс с цыплятами! decision, election, politics, 86, stalin, russia, history, john, stewart, bush, democrat, republican, igor, reagan, ronald, secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news yes 2:46 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/BabyCaskets.m4v Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:00:00 -0400 baby-caskets It was fun while it lasted. It was fun while it lasted. baby, death, infant, mortality, casket, grave, deceased, die, child, toddler, tomb, twins, parent, parenting, secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news yes 1:32 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/EThis.m4v Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:00:00 -0400 e-this The rise. The fall. The triumphant return of Secret Pants. The rise. The fall. The triumphant return of Secret Pants. hollywood, story, e, true, entertainment, drugs, reunion, 2006, secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news no 4:32 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/AdoptAHighway.m4v Tue, 20 Jun 2006 19:51:19 -0400 adopt-a-highway There is no way morally, ethically, that we would ever be allowed to adopt a child. There is no way morally, ethically, that we would ever be allowed to adopt a child. adopt,highway,cars,road,adoption,children,love,dysfunction,depression,alcoholism,rebellion,teenage,teen,teenager,parenting,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news yes 2:41 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/FathersDay.m4v Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:00:00 -0400 fathers-day Happy Fathers Day from all the baby-daddys at Secret Pants. Happy Fathers Day from all the baby-daddys at Secret Pants. fathers,day,dad,holiday,accident,children,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news yes 3:21 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/VerySpecialBoy.m4v Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:00:50 -0400 very-special-boy No Child Left Behind. No Child Left Behind. very,special,boy,retarded,school,doctor,parent,guidance,no,child,left,behind,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news yes 3:44 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/JessicaAlba.m4v Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:00:00 -0400 jessica-alba Secret Pants invites the host of the MTV awards to a party... Secret Pants invites the host of the MTV awards to a party... Jessica,Alba,party,beer,blowjob,blow,job,mtv,music,awards,vma,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news yes 3:53 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/VikingFuneral.m4v Wed, 24 May 2006 14:48:43 -0400 viking-funeral R.I.P. R.I.P. viking,funeral,television,fire,pyro,torch,death,beer,celebration,party,sadness,family,dying,ceremony,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,adult,swim,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news no 3:16 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/BryceBJ.m4v Tue, 16 May 2006 10:30:00 -0400 bryce-gets-a-blowjob In today's episode, we pull back the curtain on a quiet night at home with the Secret Pants troupe. In today's episode, we pull back the curtain on a quiet night at home with the Secret Pants troupe. bryce,gets,blow,job,blowjob,bj,web,cam,mr,show,david,cross,drag,odenkirk,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,olde,philadelphia,video,podcast,vodcast,adult,swim,news, yes 2:05 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/HonestAbe.m4v Tue, 09 May 2006 16:00:00 -0400 honest-abe Play ball! Play ball! honest,abe,steaks,subs,play,ball,fastball,pitcher,bob,gutierrez,double,baseball,espn,sports,chicago,fries,food,burgers,restaurant,dining,eatery,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news, no 1:04 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/NortheastPhilly.m4v Tue, 02 May 2006 07:00:00 -0400 northeast-philly Gum in class, playing hooky, donkey show. Gum in class, playing hooky, donkey show. north,northeast,east,philly,teens,school,teabagging,tea,bagging,donkey,punching,punch,rainbow,party,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news,newscast, yes 2:11 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/BestofFio.m4v Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:30:00 -0400 best-of-fio In loving memory... You really didn't want to see the Worst of Fio reel. Trust us. best,of,fio,awful,jokes,stupid,dumb,naked,dancing,mature,themes,frisbee,card,games,stand-up,bomb,tanked,stoned,girls,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,jervais yes 3:20 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/ChattelSystem.m4v Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:30:00 -0400 chattel-system Using this system you will begin making money almost instantly! Act now! 1-800-209-1179! Using this system you will begin making money almost instantly! Act now! 1-800-209-1179! chattel,system,mitch,chattel,sailboats,africa,india,money,cash,success,self,worth,big,ass,plant,slave,trading,pyramid,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,jervais yes 4:21 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/SouthPhilly.m4v Tue, 04 Apr 2006 14:43:24 -0400 south-philly You spend your whole life raising them... You spend your whole life raising them... south,philly,teen,murder,local,eleven,family,friends,trial,acquitted,press,charges,violence,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast,onion,news,newscast, no 1:43 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/EnEspanol.m4v Thu, 23 Mar 2006 15:38:24 -0500 en-espanol Answer the question Claire. Answer the question Claire. spanish,class,espanol,english,high,school,teacher,gun,violence,columbine,shooting,angst,teen,student,stoner,marijuana,police,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast yes 4:23 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/SpringBreak.m4v Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:14:00 -0500 spring-break Young, dumb, and full of...beer. Young, dumb, and full of...beer. spring,break,party,drunk,teen,young,stupid,bikini,beer,quiz,trivia,beach,alcohol,teens,dumb,naked,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast yes 4:47 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/PassedOut.m4v Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:00:00 -0500 passed-out passed,out,party,drunk,collegehumor,college,humor,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,onion,strongbad,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast yes 1:34 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/BlackHistoryMonth.m4v Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:00:00 -0500 a-tribute-to-black-history-month The historic tribute to blacks in history...historically. The historic tribute to blacks in history...historically. black,history,month,salute,african,american,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast yes 4:14 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/MatureThemes.m4v Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:00:30 -0500 mature-themes oral,hard,allnight,xxx,hot,sausauge,ravenous,69,kiss,girls,tongue,teen,britney,star,shower,scene,natural,skirt,schoolgirl,young,porn(OMGitsreallyBRITNEY!x!x!x!xxx).mpg.mov.wmv.avi oral,hard,allnight,xxx,hot,sausauge,ravenous,69,kiss,girls,tongue,teen,britney,star,shower,scene,natural,skirt teen,shower,skirt,girls,kiss,britney,sausage,hot,xxx,allnight,hard,porn,joke,parody,adult,film,sunday,lazy,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast yes 4:44 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/Mentos.m4v Tue, 10 Jan 2006 13:00:00 -0500 mentos-1 The Freshmaker! mentos,fresh,maker,freshmaker,candy,arab,palestine,israel,PLO,politics,drunk,driving,car,crash,suicide,bomber,al,jazeera,jihad,terrorism,terrorist,sunday,lazy,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,olde,english,video,podcast,vodcast no 0:59 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/CarTrouble.m4v Wed, 16 Nov 2005 15:02:00 -0500 car-trouble Ready to roll? Ready to roll. ecstasy,car,on,e,rave,techno,dance,parody,lazy,sunday,olde,english,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast no 0:54 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/MovieTrailer1.m4v Thu, 17 Mar 2005 17:18:00 -0500 movie-trailer-1 The most exciting summer movie of the summer. movie,trailer,monopoly,board,game,summer,blockbuster,parody,olde,english,lazy,sunday,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast yes 3:23 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/ShowerTime.m4v Sat, 26 Mar 2005 23:36:00 -0500 shower-time eeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! public,service,shower,time,drunk,driver,driving,alcoholism,broken,home,family,counseling,water,wings,bath,soap,olde,english,lazy,sunday,parody,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast no 0:42 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/FunLearningTime.m4v Fri, 18 Mar 2005 13:29:00 -0500 fun-learning-time Brought to you by the letters "S" and "P". public,service,puppet,learning,pbs,sesame,street,grover,oscar,big,bird,burt,ernie,sex,sexual,harrassment,innuendo,lazy,sunday,olde,english,parody,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast yes 4:24 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/1983.m4v Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:01:00 -0400 1983 US Invades Grenada! Challenger Maiden Voyage! Sixers Sweep the Series! macguyver,1983,science,trap,def,leppard,drummer,ronald,reagan,beta,betamax,cheers,lazy,sunday,olde,english,parody,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast no 1:03 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/ZooTrip.m4v Wed, 28 Sep 2005 11:22:00 -0400 zoo-trip Brought to you by SPAT. zoo,trip,lion,tiger,cage,death,eaten,animal,SPAT,against,tigers,petting,african,dumb,stunt,trick,play,with,his,ball,lazy,sunday,olde,english,parody,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast no 0:43 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/Sacrifice.m4v Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:50:00 -0400 sacrifice Father of jackyl. human,sacrifice,duck,satan,hell,demon,mark,of,the,beast,lucifer,cult,star,circle,offering,alter,goat,pagan,lazy,sunday,olde,english,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast no 0:53 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/Dysfunction.m4v Sat, 15 Oct 2005 12:11:00 -0400 dysfunction-1 Daddy drinks because you cry. door,sale,dysfunction,family,problems,abuse,alcohol,tears,crying,teen,depression,sadness,windows,olde,english,lazy,sunday,parody,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast no 1:03 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/U-Tips.m4v Fri, 18 Mar 2005 14:19:00 -0500 utips Haven't you heard of U-Tips? public,service,shower,time,drunk,driver,driving,alcoholism,broken,home,family,counseling,water,wings,bath,soap,parody,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast yes 2:10 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/PSA2.m4v Sat, 26 Mar 2005 23:36:00 -0500 psa-2 We know being a teen is hard... public,service,announcement,broadcast,marlboro,psa,smoking,cancer,association,parody,olde,english,lazy,sunday,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast no 0:40 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/Fraternity.m4v Mon, 28 Nov 2005 20:00:00 -0500 fraternity fraternity,college,greek,life,letters,hazing,beer,party,teen,sorority,drunk,drinking,sex,drugs,olde,english,lazy,sunday,parody,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast yes 1:38 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/AA.m4v Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:00:00 -0500 aa I don't know what the f*%& this sketch is... awesome,alcohol,anonymous,boat,hemi,truck,pantheon,crack,rock,crackrock,drunk,group,therapy,narc,buzz,trippy,psychedlic,olde,english,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast yes 7:27 http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/Bookends.m4v Tue, 16 Aug 2005 16:35:00 -0400 bookends Boy, were we drunk when we did this. bookends,gnome,chess,game,dream,weird,odd,sticker,factory,happy,face,olde,english,lazy,sunday,parody,secretpants,secretpants.net,secret,pants,sketch,comedy,philadelphia,pennsylvania,video,podcast,vodcast no 1:36