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    <description>Once upon a time, in a land far, far north of center city Philadelphia, there lived a sketch comedy group named Secret Pants. They were not big, nor strong, but they shared a warm fondness for making others laugh, and a similar fondness for drinking and watching re-rums of Parker Lewis Can&apos;t Loose. Together, they created a sketch comedy website – www.secretpants.net -  and created sketch comedy that has been described as &quot;hilarious and ribald,&quot; &quot;charming, endearing, and funny enough to get away with just about anything,&quot; but also &quot;potentially offensive.&quot; From there, Secret Pants moved on to performing live in and around the city of Philadelphia, and they left a trail of sold-out venues in their wake. Most recently, Secret Pants&apos; upcoming show at the North Star Bar on New Year&apos;s Eve was chosen by the CityPaper as the number-one &quot;Thing To Do&quot; on New Year&apos;s Eve if you&apos;re a &quot;Frugal Alcoholic,&quot; and Secret Pants was awarded the &quot;Funniest Sketch Group of the Year&quot; by the students of Mrs. Bakersfield&apos;s eight grade class in Drexel Hill, Pennsylvania. That in itself should be reason enough for you to subscribe to this podcast.</description>
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    <copyright>2007 Secret Pants</copyright>
    <pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:47:32 -0400</pubDate>
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    <itunes:subtitle>Sketch comedy the way your mother used to like it.</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:summary>Once upon a time, in a land far, far north of center city Philadelphia, there lived a sketch comedy group named Secret Pants. They were not big, nor strong, but they shared a warm fondness for making others laugh, and a similar fondness for drinking and watching re-rums of Parker Lewis Can&apos;t Loose. Together, they created a sketch comedy website – www.secretpants.net -  and created sketch comedy that has been described as &quot;hilarious and ribald,&quot; &quot;charming, endearing, and funny enough to get away with just about anything,&quot; but also &quot;potentially offensive.&quot; From there, Secret Pants moved on to performing live in and around the city of Philadelphia, and they left a trail of sold-out venues in their wake. Most recently, Secret Pants&apos; upcoming show at the North Star Bar on New Year&apos;s Eve was chosen by the CityPaper as the number-one &quot;Thing To Do&quot; on New Year&apos;s Eve if you&apos;re a &quot;Frugal Alcoholic,&quot; and Secret Pants was awarded the &quot;Funniest Sketch Group of the Year&quot; by the students of Mrs. Bakersfield&apos;s eight grade class in Drexel Hill, Pennsylvania. That in itself should be reason enough for you to subscribe to this podcast.</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[A bizarre manifestation of ingenuity...and a mystery that would plague historians for centuries.]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>A bizarre manifestation of ingenuity...and a mystery that would plague historians for centuries.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Jack and Diane</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[They were just two American kids, growing up in the heartland.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>They were just two American kids, growing up in the heartland.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>University City</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>&quot;I&apos;ve reviewed the tape, and he certainly seems to respond to visual
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      <itunes:summary>&quot;I&apos;ve reviewed the tape, and he certainly seems to respond to visual
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      <title>Reheated Leftovers</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[All you can stomach.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>All you can stomach.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Halftime</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Brought to you by Tostitos.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Brought to you by Tostitos.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Brought to you by Tostitos.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Shameless Self Promotion</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Trust us. She won't fight as hard.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Trust us. She won&apos;t fight as hard.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Trust us. She won&apos;t fight as hard.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Taco Heavens</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Why be simply delicious when you can be simply "Heavenlyliscious?"]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Why be simply delicious when you can be simply &quot;Heavenlyliscious?&quot;</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Why be simply delicious when you can be simply &quot;Heavenlyliscious?&quot;</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Season&apos;s Greetings</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Season's Greetings, from everyone at Secret Pants.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Season&apos;s Greetings, from everyone at Secret Pants.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Season&apos;s Greetings, from everyone at Secret Pants.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Oujia Does It</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[This week, we present Team Failure's winning entry from the West Chester Film Festival. And, we sell out to corporate advertisers. It's a big week for us.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>This week, we present Team Failure&apos;s winning entry from the West Chester Film Festival. And, we sell out to corporate advertisers. It&apos;s a big week for us.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week, we present Team Failure&apos;s winning entry from the West Chester Film Festival. And, we sell out to corporate advertisers. It&apos;s a big week for us.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>At The Beach</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>And I would have gotten away with it if it weren&apos;t for you meddling kids.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>And I would have gotten away with it if it weren&apos;t for you meddling kids.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Place For Friends</title>
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      <description><![CDATA["Our efforts are focused on links to Al-Qaeda terrorists who want to harm the American people." - G.W. Bush]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>&quot;Our efforts are focused on links to Al-Qaeda terrorists who want to harm the American people.&quot; - G.W. Bush</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Berlin Wall</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Manchmal benötigt Geschichte wenig Hilfe.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Manchmal benötigt Geschichte wenig Hilfe.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Manchmal benötigt Geschichte wenig Hilfe.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:duration>1:04</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Movie Trailer #2</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The only thing we have to fear...is fear itself.  And polio.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The only thing we have to fear...is fear itself.  And polio.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The only thing we have to fear...is fear itself.  And polio.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Decision &apos;86</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Веселый, который пьет волшебный сок! Владимир Корич имеет секс с цыплятами! 
]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Веселый, который пьет волшебный сок! Владимир Корич имеет секс с цыплятами! 
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      <itunes:summary>Веселый, который пьет волшебный сок! Владимир Корич имеет секс с цыплятами! 
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Baby Caskets</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[It was fun while it lasted.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>It was fun while it lasted.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It was fun while it lasted.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>E! True Hollywood Story</title>
      <link>http://www.secretpants.net/sketches/podcast/EThis.m4v</link>
      <description><![CDATA[The rise. The fall. The triumphant return of Secret Pants.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The rise. The fall. The triumphant return of Secret Pants.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The rise. The fall. The triumphant return of Secret Pants.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Adopt A Highway</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[There is no way morally, ethically, that we would ever be allowed to adopt a child.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 19:51:19 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>There is no way morally, ethically, that we would ever be allowed to adopt a child.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>There is no way morally, ethically, that we would ever be allowed to adopt a child.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:duration>2:41</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Fathers Day</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Happy Fathers Day from all the baby-daddys at Secret Pants. ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Happy Fathers Day from all the baby-daddys at Secret Pants.  </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Happy Fathers Day from all the baby-daddys at Secret Pants.  </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <description><![CDATA[No Child Left Behind.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Secret Pants invites the host of the MTV awards to a party...]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Secret Pants invites the host of the MTV awards to a party...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[R.I.P.]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>R.I.P.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[In today's episode, we pull back the curtain on a quiet night at home with the Secret Pants troupe.  ]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In today&apos;s episode, we pull back the curtain on a quiet night at home with the Secret Pants troupe.  </itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Play ball!]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Gum in class, playing hooky, donkey show.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[In loving memory...]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[You spend your whole life raising them...]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>You spend your whole life raising them...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Answer the question Claire.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Young, dumb, and full of....beer.]]></description>
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      <title>Passed Out</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[What a lightweight...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>A Salute To Black History Month</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The historic tribute to blacks in history...historically.]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The historic tribute to blacks in history...historically.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Mature Themes</title>
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      <title>Mentos</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The Freshmaker!]]></description>
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      <title>Car Trouble</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ready to roll? Ready to roll.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 15:02:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Ready to roll? Ready to roll.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:duration>0:54</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Movie Trailer #1</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The most exciting summer movie of the summer.]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The most exciting summer movie of the summer.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Shower Time</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[eeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>eeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Fun Learning Time</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Brought to you by the letters "S" and "P".]]></description>
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      <title>1983</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[US Invades Grenada! Challenger Maiden Voyage! Sixers Sweep the Series!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:01:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Brought to you by SPAT.]]></description>
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      <title>Sacrifice</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Father of jackyl.  ]]></description>
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      <title>Dysfunction</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Daddy drinks because you cry.]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Daddy drinks because you cry.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description><![CDATA[Brotherly love from the City of Brotherly Love.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[I don't know what the f*%& this sketch is...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Boy, were we drunk when we did this.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 16:35:00 -0400</pubDate>
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