Secret Pants merchandise has arrived... and just in time for after Christmas!
Finally, you can buy your friends and family that special Secret Pants swag that they wanted weeks ago!
All orders are shipped out personally by Bryce, and every order includes a FREE sticker and button!
The "Shh" T-Shirt - Black - $12
Let the world know that your pants aren’t about to let the secret slip. Includes free sticker and button.
The "Shh" T-Shirt - Green - $12
Your pants aren’t about to let the secret slip... and you like green! Possibly because you're Irish! Includes free sticker and button.
The "Pants" T-Shirt - Pink - $12
Simple and to the point. This is how IKEA might make a Secret Pants shirt. Except it would be called “Flarghk” and you would have to stitch it together yourself. Includes free sticker and button.
The "Pants" T-Shirt - Grey - $12
Just like the last shirt, but sadder. Includes free sticker and button.
The "Down With Pants" T-Shirt - Green - $12
Tell everyone you know that you’re “down with” us. We are absolutely certain that this shirt will not be interpreted in any other way. Includes free sticker and button.
Please contact Bryce with any question, comments or suggestions pertaining to merchandise.
